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Andy Clarke’s haircut: explained
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Andy Clarke’s hair has been a longstanding point of confusion in the web industry. How does it change so quickly? How has it survived so long? And how, no matter what, does it manage to resist any kind of arrangement one could describe as a hair style – even by accident? TheTAPIR can finally reveal to you, dear reader, the truth.
Andy Clarke was born with a siamese twin, attached irremovably to his scalp. His twin, named Gladys, consists almost entirely of thin tendril-like protrusions which can be easily mistaken from hair. Every attempt to cut them shorter only results in Gladys whispering to Andy in the night and telling him to do terrible, terrible things while he holds his hands over his ears and sings bad 80s revolution songs to himself in panic.
A similar situation could also account for his shirts, but this has yet to be confirmed.
