23November2009

Wisconsin village reclaims its idiot

Jason FriedPhoto by Jemima G

A village in rural Wisconsin has finally won a four-year long legal battle to have their idiot returned to them. To make him feel at home they have had a plastic farmhouse erected with lots of crayons in the drawers. They have also spent out on a toy push-along tractor in bright fun colours.

“I am really excited about mowing fields. Next year, I want to plant an acre of corn. Or an acre of something[…]” quoth the idiot in question, amongst reassuring nods and cooing sounds.

For some of the more insightful statements of the man, this site is fast becoming one of our favourite sources of random anti-wisdom.

A perfect example of something that sounds like it might be clever but means nothing whatsoever can be found here. Don’t go changing to try and please us, Jason Fried. We love you just the way you are.

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